I've done a lot of thinking about the perfect job.
I want to be a cow.
No one would care how wide my hips are/were. How low certain things hang. I'd be considered to be contemplating life when I chew with my mouth open.
Not just any old cow who stands around in a feed lot all day and can't move, run or play. I like the idea of being either a cow on an Amish farm or one of the spokes cows for the dairies.
The advantage of the Amish farms is the lack of ego involved. Everyone works and does their best.
The advantage of being a spokes cow is the Fame and Fortune. But Hollywood does have a way of looking for the flavor of the month. Remember Elsie the cow for the Borden Dairy? She had her own commercial series for years (and she had a great necklace and earrings - not to mention the apron). But now? She's been replaced with the Cool Cows from California. They go skiing, go to the beach, and they always look well tended.